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Claims U.S. Invaded Iraq to Protect Children from Pornography
God Wanted Gays, He Wouldn’t Have Created Tight Pussies
and Huge Tits, Claims Pope
“Man Chowder” Recalled Minutes before Shipped out
Porn Worse Than Crack? Pumpster's "Quote, Unquote"
with the Senate testimony of Mary Anne Layden!
Aliens Send Invasion Armada to Washington Because Of Pioneer
to Be Recalled By God
Ripen, Brooks Burble, 40-Year-Old Fucks Infant to Death “All
going as planned,” Sources Close to God Report
Butt” Hit Fashion Statement with Young Women, Plumbers
Toes Become Fashionable in Alabama, Iowa, Georgia
Chatterley’s Lover” Boring, Claims Employee of Fistinglessons.com
Man Realizes Term “MILF” No Longer Relevant
Tits Nothing But “Big Balls of Nasty Fat,” Claims
Monster Cock Nothing but a “Blood-Engorged Flesh Sock,”
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Claim Pictures of Food Linked with Obesity, Disease
healthy six-year-old growing up in a healthy home environment
says, ‘I hope I grow up to be obese, suffer from type
2 diabetes, and use a Shoprider Sunrunner electric three-wheeled
scooter because I will be too fat to walk.’”
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Wacky Players in the Anti-Porn Movment
anti-porn battle began with early patriarchal leaders outlawing
goddess worship and pagan rituals that revered the nude female
form's vagina, breasts, and swollen womb, to promote male-centered
rule and divinity...
Bush Believes in Invisible
Beings Who Inhabit the Sky
said that these magical figures, who are professed to reside
with the undead in a paradise known by Jesus buffs as “heaven,”
have altered his heart and have “made a big difference
in [his] personal life and public life...”
Internet Porn: Worse Than Crack?
Dr. Burns, who has been posing as a janitor for the last six
months at the University of Pennsylvania to observe several
high-profile researchers, among them Dr. Mary Anne Layden, studies
the effects of pornography on researchers who study the effects
Man Fears Gateway
Drug’s Gate Closed
At the age of fifteen, when Jameson was in his first band
"Rebel Peapod" with fellow classmates, he said he
thought he discovered the secret that would lead his band to
Pornography empowers women, Christianity represses
These women ironically champion the patriarchal Christian paradigm
that demands allegiance to a male God and promotes a male-dominated
society, a belief system that has long relegated them to second-rate
citizens held responsible for our fall from an imaginary paradise...
Local Naked Drunk
Guy Begins Diet After Viewing New Year’s Pics
Reeves, who works for a local second hand store repairing
broken donated goods, says he feels pathetic to have been frequenting
bars in such grotesque shape. “If I would have known,
I would have taken action long ago, but the van only has a rearview
mirror, and the bathroom at Goodwill doesn’t even have
between Looking At Big Tits, Fucking Infants, Still Unsubstantiated
Scientists still have yet to find a link between
Bush’s assertion that pictures of women’s breasts
will lead to child sexual exploitation...
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Yahoo! Login Woman kicking ass, taking names, annoying as fuck
America’s children readying for first world-wide post-apocalyptic
Jeffery Dahmer cookbook set to hit the shelves this spring
Woman finds it easy to meet men, hard to be taken seriously
Cock monstrous, smells like mustard