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PUMPSTER gives
kudos to the following sites which step
out of the same boring presentation of T & A and dare to try
something different, even if we don’t always understand
it!
Bigsausagepizza.com
Dudes dressed as auto mechanics
deliver pepperoni pizzas to ladies. When the
ladies open up the pizza box, the dudes’ dicks
are sticking out of the pizzas’ centers and the couples
make love. A
Realitycash production.
Knottyclown.com
Clown sex, for some reason, clown sex. But not
only clown sex, as if that was not enough, but
bondage tossed in just to make it interesting
we guess. A Knottyclown production.
Farthammer.com
A young gentleman eats Mexican, makes love to
some gal who does that sort of thing, and right after he blows
his load, he spins around and farts in her face.
No shit. Kids these days. A Bangbros production.
Captainstabbin.com
Obviously everyone in the “know” knows about this
maritime anal site, and without a doubt it's
sure a unique and posh way to cruise around and fuck young
ladies in the ass when you’re 50 years old.
A Nastydollars production.
Bangbus.com
You know the score—dudes travel the world picking up gals,
offer them $1000, fuck them, deface their
personal property, and then kick them out without
paying. And still going strong after all these years!
An
Oxcash production.
Shagginwagon
This is an interesting twist to the bus fucking deal—site
members are allowed to enter a contest, and if
they win the “shaggin’ wagon” rolls into their
hometown, picks them up, and they make love to the hot
lady drivers.
A CJbucks production.
Bethemask.com
A contest-style site where one lucky member each
month gets his dick sucked by a horny pornstar while dawning a
Big Time Wrestling mask. A
Dollars4babes production.
Swingfordollars.com
This is a new reality site with a twist: married
couples are approached and offered a financial reward if the site’s
actors are allowed to nail the wife—in front of
the husband.
A
Cjbucks production.
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Iraqis create several openings
for American temp jobs in January
Bush administration touts
the 2 million jobs created in 2004
Creationists continue
researching the authenticity of Genesis despite testing setbacks
Woman gets way out of hand with six-foot-long
dildo at swinger’s party
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Man still confused at why
no babes from Friendster have emailed him
Suddenly Maude wondered
what baby Jesus would think about her antics
Nigerian refugee concerned
why so many people are taking phostos of him
Dead chick astound scientists by still
managing to suck cock
Man Enjoys Threat of
Damnation As Much As the Head
Temptations during “War
on Porn” Challenging Troops
Doctors Warn That Fortified
Wine Diet Should Not Be Confused With“Juiceman”
Diet
Woman Feels Friend Hogging
“Girls Gone Wild” Screen Time
Model Occasionally Has
Sneaking Suspicion She's Being Mocked
Sunglasses Fail to Disguise
Mrs. Julian Lewis, Who Works at Kitty’s Kraft Korner in
Lafayette, PA
Karaoke-Porn”
Sweeping Japan, Russia, New Jersey
Actress Definitely Not
Looking Forward To Next Four Scenes
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New Mercedes' S-Class Airbag
Turns Out To Be 21-Year-Old Ukrainian Whore
Cock Not As Yummy As Man
Had Hoped
WWW Flooded With Home Sex
Tapes From Couples Hoping To Jump Onto Paris Hilton Bandwagon
Despite The Hard Work and
Determination, Guinness Book Still Not Very Interested
10-Year-Old Rethinks 'Going
With' classmate Mandy Jameson after Viewing Schematic Diagram
inside Mother’s CollegeTextbook
Commemorative Twin Tower
Toys Quietly Find Their Way Out Of New York City Happymeals
Grimace +
Sexy =Cancer
Gay Men Everywhere Seriously
Missing Out on the Goods
Furious
Bought of Masturbation Puts Superman in Intensive Care Ward
Entrepreneur Seeks Investors
for His Milk and Gasoline Energy Drink
"Dildo
Bonging" fast becoming new sorority hazing ritual
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