Pornographers, keep your models safe from STDs during
lesbian scenes by having them all stick out their tongues and point
them in the general direction of each other’s vaginal areas while
lying five feet apart.
Pornographers, dress up your models in fake jewels
and garish high heels so they don’t appear to be the 23-year-old
impoverished speed addicts they really are.
Pornographers, when your model is being double penetrated,
make sure you get a few shots of her smiling directly at the camera
in case her grandmother is surfing.
Pornographers, a couple of cheerleading costumes placed
on models will save you the hassle of trolling high school football
games for willing 18-year-old lesbian cheerleaders.
Pornographers, make your movie more erotic by including
tons of deplorable acting and a dumb plot.
Pornographers, Use Photoshop to replace a model’s
vagina with another mouth for a double blow-job extravaganza! Another
mouth added to the back of her head will even increase the action!
Webmasters, to save storage space and keep surfers’
curiosities piqued, include links to “hot lesbian teens”
and “Free Porn” but have them point to one chubby mature.
Guys, become pornographers so you no longer need to
hide your extensive pornographic video and magazine collection.
Pornographers, a couple of cow costumes will also
save you the hassle of searching all of Michigan for a pair of real
Webmasters, make sure to include enough pop-ups so
the user will have enough time to really consider joining your great
site. Something like 5,000 should cover your bases.
Germans, a microwaved piece of old dog shit will give
you that fresh hot Charlie feeling in a pinch.
Pornographers, a couple of nuns costumes fitted on
two crack whores will save you the difficult task of finding real nuns
for your nun lesbian shoot.
Porn Video Editors, use orangutans as VOs in your
videos so male models sound less like big apes.
Pornographers, make lesbian sex shoots more erotic
by making the models appear to be having sex.
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