PAST ARTICLES More in our Archives... Society and Culture Campbell’s “Man Chowder” Recalled Minutes before Shipped out to Supermarkets Is Porn Worse Than Crack? Pumpster's "Quote, Unquote" with the Senate testimony of Mary Anne Layden! Space Aliens Send Invasion Armada to Washington Because Of Pioneer 10 Porn “Plumber’s Butt” Hit Fashion Statement with Young Women, Plumbers Rejoice Worldwide Camel Toes Become Fashionable in Alabama, Iowa, Georgia Adult Entertainment "Lady Chatterley’s Lover” Boring, Claims Employee of Fistinglessons.com 38-Year-Old Man Realizes Term “MILF” No Longer Relevant Judge Accused of Masturbating Resigns To Pursue Career in Porn Man Feels Friend’s Budding Interest in “Chicks with Dicks” a Homosexual Facade Blind Date’s Failure Blamed on Bulk Jar of Vasaline
Human Interest Woman Admits Life-Sized Kevin Costner Tattoo Not Such a Well Thought-Out Idea Tattoo Artist Pretty Sure Woman Said ‘Nick Nolte,’ Not ‘Dolphin’ Police Investigate Bizarre Bernie-Mac-Tattoo-Related Suicide
Woman Fears Boyfriend Preparing To Write Screenplay Man Fears Girlfriend Preparing To Become a Witch
Business Porn Actor Pursues Dream of Opening Porn-Themed Eatery Failed Restaurateur Now Realizes Why Nine Out of Ten New Restaurants Fail
Special Real products, real photos, real odd! Swedish Coffee Company Gevalia Kaffee Releases Controversial New "Special Offer" Read the Pumpster X-Tips--fun for the whole family!
The Executive Ass Man This week The Executive Ass Man replies to Paul from Milwaukee: “Will I get poopy on my dick?” This week The Executive Ass Man replies to John from Topeka: "Will eating ass make me sick?"
Science Butt-Sniffing Dogs Searching For Snacks, Not Information Psychoanalysts Debate the Interpretation of Matrix-Inspired Dreams Ten Minutes to Orgasm: The Day the Internet Went Down Huge Tits Nothing But “Big Balls of Nasty Fat,” Claims Scientist Huge Monster Cock Nothing but a “Blood-Engorged Flesh Sock,” Claims Scientist
Editorial Yin, Yang, and Joni, Men’s Empathy is Baloney Boy, am I sure glad I didn't assassinate President Bush! If I Don’t Have A Few Brats Quick,My Beer Drinking Is Going To Suffer!
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