ATHENS, GA--Gary Liman, 38, concluded yesterday while surfing for porn that the term “MILF,” or Mothers I’d Like to Fuck, really doesn’t carry the same weight it did when he was 17.

“Those moms we used to talk about doing, they were much older than us, and the fact that they had children made them seem like forbidden fruit.” Liman said. “And some of them were our friends’ moms, so there was this incestuous element about it. But now I’d do any woman under the age of about 45, and I’d just assume she’d had kids. The bigger deal for me would be getting laid and not the fact she had given birth.”

Liman also said there is a large discrepancy between the mothers presented on popular pornographic MILF Web sites, such as milfhunter.com and the mothers he and his friends fantasized about having sexual intercourse with. “In high school there was Jerry’s [Davidson] mom who was sort of cute, and Jacks’s [Wasson] mom who dressed sort of like a prostitute, so that made her fuckable, especially after Ted [Harper] told everyone she gave him a blow job during a sleepover. But we didn’t have any moms as hot as the ones on those Web sites.”

Liman feels that the Web sites are simply making a buck off of 18-year-old single mothers and aren’t really presenting “moms.”

“I think the moms should be older. They need to look like moms to be a MILF, and a smoking fucking hot 18-year-old who happened to get knocked up last year doesn’t look like a mom; she looks like a fucking hot 18-year-old. The idea behind MILF is a woman you shouldn’t want to fuck, but you want to fuck. And what’s so unique about wanting to fuck a smoking hot 18-year-old?”

Liman did pay $4.95 for a three-day trial membership to milfhunter.com, but says he was disappointed not only by the blatant youth of all the female models, but also by the lack of records to prove they were even mothers in the first place.

I would have thought they’d have to show proof the girls were mothers, but there was no link to any sort of records or proof of their assertion. So in the end, it was just a site with a bunch of hot teens getting fucked and spreading their legs.”

The lack of reference to a husband, a father, or a divorce also disturbed Liman’s experience. “What were these women doing on the site? I mean, where was the father or their husband? There’s absolutely no reference to anything like that.”

Although Liman did visit the site several times a day to masturbate over the course of the three-day trial membership, he did not renew the membership. “There were just too many problems with their use of the MILF term and their presentation. I feel like I was cheated.”

Liman says he has put the experience behind him; however, he has yet to realize that next month he will be billed for a full month’s membership since he failed to improperly cancel his three-day trial membership.