Budget Pussy Tour


*I SHOOT AT MY STEP MOM'S HOUSE AND PASS THE SAVINGS ONTO YOU!*
	For The Price of a Pack of Smokes, You Get Me!
NO OVER-PRICED PHOTO STUDIES FOR ME: PEA FIELDS ARE BEAUTIFUL--AND CHEAP!
	You Can Do Without That Six Pack of Brew--Get Me!
*MAYBE THOSE ICKY TOWEL-HEADS MADE OUR GAS EXPENSIVE--BUT NOT MY BUSH!*
	Do You Really Need Those Meal Worms Today?