BAGHDAD—A week after a group supporting natural breasts staged a street protest in Hollywood against a U.S. military policy offering free breast implants to female soldiers and gave birth to the slogan ‘bullets not boobs,’ the Alpha Company of the Third Battalion of the 12th Infantry, a Florida National guard unit now based in Iraq, staged its own protest in support of government-funded breast augmentation.

The group, led by Staff Sgt. Michael Hines, said the military should spend its money on both “bullets and boobs.”

“I think chick soldiers should have huge fucking tits,” Hines,33, said, while holding up a Maxim magazine featuring several well-endowed models dressed as soldiers. “Women should take advantage of this offer to get a sweet set of cans, but the feds gotta keep them bullets coming, otherwise we won’t have nothing to protect America’s hotties with.”

His words drew cheers from a small group of soldiers who had gathered to watch the event. Passing drivers sounded their horns in response to a sign that read "Honk if you love huge fucking tits” written in Arabic.

"Women should never be content with their bodies and what they're born with," Hines said. “That’s apathy. They shouldn’t stop being neurotic about their chests until they get the fat set of knockers us dudes really want.”

The soldiers’ protest follows a previous protest about recent news stories revealing that the military offers free plastic surgery, including breast enhancements, to soldiers so military doctors can practice their skills.

During the first protest in Los Angeles, Mark Kulkis, president of adult production company Kick Ass Pictures, said that he is against military breast implants because they are an unwise expenditure of tax money and because he does not like fake breasts.

"We support our military 100 percent. Part of the reason we're protesting is that we think these tax dollars would be much better spent on essentials (for soldiers)," Kulkis said.

“Who is this fucking pornographer faggot who has a problem with huge, fake tits,” Hines asked. “Besides, what kind of job would one of our trusty docs get after his military stint if all he gets to do is fix drip-dick and bullet wounds? The big money is in that plastic surgery stuff.”

Hines added: “The way I see it, those tax dollars are getting spent if the doc is taking a shit or making a tit—he’s on salary. And funding breast augmentation surgery is just like throwing money into our national parks. It enhances our national resources and gives Americans a source of recreation.”

Hines also said that flagging industries, such as tourism, could be jump-started if America increased its overall breast size. “Those government-funded knockers, they are America’s tits, they are like booby ambassadors, and anyone is free to gawk and enjoy, even them foreigners who visit our beautiful land and spend their coin at Disney Land.”